Sunday, February 5, 2012

Marriage humour.....

Here ia a little humour to brighten up your life!
Have a great day! Laugh and enjoy! -- Ravinder

Marriage Humour:

Wife:
'What are you doing?'
Husband:
Nothing.
Wife:
'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband:
'I was looking for the expiry date.'
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Wife
: 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband:
'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife:
'Yes or no.'
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Wife:
'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'
Hubby:
'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife:
'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby:
'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Stress Reliever Girl:
'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy:
'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl:
'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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Son:
'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom:
'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son:
'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: '
I like your sense of humour!'


Husbands are husbands


A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'.
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again.
Wife replied: 'Your Horse phoned!!!'.


Sunday, January 1, 2012

Happy New Year 2012.....

Hi Friends,

May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life

and

May your resolutions for days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality

and

All your efforts into great achievements!!

Happy New Year to you & your loved ones!!

May all of us enjoy every day of New Year 2012 with minute sorrows!!

Please take care and have a great time ahead!!

keep in touch!!!

Best Regards,

Ravinder Puranam

"If u can't be a pencil to write anyone's happiness, try atleast to be a nice rubber to erase everyone's sorrows…………"

http://earninglinkspuranam.blogspot.com/

http://mycountryshining.blogspot.com/

Think green - keep it on the screen. Save Trees, do not print until very required...

"Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realize we cannot eat money". Let's join hands to save earth!!

Friday, December 2, 2011

50 job sites.....

Hi Friends,

Below are 50 job sites.....For Companies in India :) There may be many which are not in the list...But these would surely help Job hunters :)

1. www.naukri.com

2. www.jobstreet.com

3. www.jobsahead.com

4. www.shredskerala.org ( Freshers do register here , very effective)

5. www.mindjobs.com

6. www.freshersworld.com

7. www.monsterindia.com

8. www.jobsmany.com

9. www.jobsdream.com ( Good one)

10. www.chetanasforum.com ( Good one)

11. www.careerenclave.com

12. www.careerkhazana.com

13. www.jobsdb.com

14. www.jobs-bank.com

15. www.clickjobs.com

16. www.freshersonline.com

17. www.todayjobworld.com

18. www.yuvajobs.com

19. www.it-people.com

20. www.cybermediadice.com

21. www.careerindia.com

22. www.employindia.com

23. www.indianjobs.com

24. www.placementindia.com

25. www.placementpoint.com

26. www.timesjobsandcareers.com

27. www.winjobs.com

28. www.go4careers.com

29. www.alltimejobs.com

30. www.careerage.com

31. www.headhunters.net

32. www.eresumes.com

33. www.careerforyou.com

34. www.go4careers.com

35. www.joboptions.com

36. www.careermosaic.com

37. www.jobconnection.com

38. www.careerpath.com

39. www.job-hunt.org

40. www.e-netindia.com

41. www.jobcurry.com

42. www.keralahrhq.com

43. www.jobsmilan.com

44. www.feedblitz.com

45. www.timesjobs.com

For Walkin information:

46. http://www.walkinsindia.com

47. http://www.chalowalkin.com

48. http://www.mywalkin.com

49. http://www.jobs-freshers.com

50. http://www.freshers-walkin.com

Best Regards,

Ravinder Puranam

"If u can't be a pencil to write anyone's happiness, try atleast to be a nice rubber to erase everyone's sorrows…………"

http://earninglinkspuranam.blogspot.com/

http://mycountryshining.blogspot.com/

Think green - keep it on the screen. Save Trees, do not print until very required...

"Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realize we cannot eat money". Let's join hands to save earth!!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

ONEBEDROOM FLAT...

ONEBEDROOM FLAT...

WRITTEN BY AN INDIAN SOFT- WARE ENGINEER..

A
Bitter Reality


As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in

Software Engineering and joined a company based in USA, the

land of braves and opportunity. When I arrived in the USA , it

was as if a dream had come true.



Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I

would be staying in this country for about Five years in which

time I would have earned enough money to settle down in India .


My father was a government employee and after his retirement,

the only asset he could acquire was a decent one bedroom flat.



I wanted to do some thing more than him. I started feeling

homesick and lonely as the time passed. I used to call home and

speak to my parents every week using cheap international phone

cards. Two years passed, two years of Burgers at McDonald's and

pizzas and discos and 2 years watching the foreign exchange

rate getting happy whenever the Rupee value went down.


Finally I decided to get married. Told my parents that I have

only 10 days of holidays and everything must be done within

these 10 days. I got my ticket booked in the cheapest flight.

Was jubilant and was actually enjoying hopping for gifts for

all my friends back home. If I miss anyone then there will be

talks. After reaching home I spent home one week going through

all the photographs of girls and as the time was getting

shorter I was forced to select one candidate.



In-laws told me, to my surprise, that I would have to get

married in 2-3 days, as I will not get anymore holidays. After

the marriage, it was time to return to USA , after giving some

money to my parents and telling the neighbours to look after

them, we returned to USA .



My wife enjoyed this country for about two months and then she

started feeling lonely. The frequency of calling India

increased to twice in a week sometimes 3 times a week. Our

savings started diminishing.

After two more years we started to
have kids. Two lovely kids, a boy and a girl, were gifted to us

by the almighty. Every time I spoke to my parents, they asked

me to come to India so that they can see their grand-children.



Every year I decide to go to India ... But part work part

monetary conditions prevented it. Years went by and visiting

India was a distant dream. Then suddenly one day I got a

message that my parents were seriously sick. I tried but I

couldn't get any holidays and thus could not go to India ... The

next message I got was my parents had passed away and as there

was no one to do the last rights the society members had done

whatever they could. I was depressed. My parents had passed

away without seeing their grand children.



After couple more years passed away, much to my children's

dislike and my wife's joy we returned to India to settle down.

I started to look for a suitable property, but to my dismay my

savings were short and the property prices had gone up during

all these years. I had to return to the USA ...



My wife refused to come back with me and my children refused to

stay in India ... My 2 children and I returned to USA after

promising my wife I would be back for good after two years.


Time passed by, my daughter decided to get married to an

American and my son was happy living in USA ... I decided that

had enough and wound-up every thing and returned to India ... I

had just enough money to buy a decent 02 bedroom flat in a

well-developed locality.



Now I am 60 years old and the only time I go out of the flat is

for the routine visit to the nearby temple. My faithful wife

has also left me and gone to the holy abode.


Sometimes

I wondered was it worth all this?

My father, even after staying inIndia ,

Had a house to his name and I toohave
the same nothing more.


I lost my parents and children for just ONE EXTRA BEDROOM..


Looking out from the window I see a lot of children dancing.

This damned cable TV has spoiled our new generation and these

children are losing their values and culture because of it. I

get occasional cards from my children asking I am alright. Well

at least they remember me..



Now perhaps after I die it will be the neighbors again who will

be performing my last rights, God Bless them.

But the question
still

remains 'was all this worth it?'


I am still searching for an answer.................!!!

START THINKING

IS IT JUST FOR ONE EXTRA BEDROOM???

LIFE IS BEYOND THIS .....

START Living it .......

Try to know the real purpose of life .......

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Give rotavirus vaccination for all at home!!

NEW DELHI: India recorded 98,621 rotavirus-inducted diarrhea deaths in 2008, which is about 22% of global toll from the infection.

Nigeria - the second worst-hit country - recorded about 41,000 deaths, or less than 50% of fatalities as compared to India.

Pakistan (39,000) and Bangladesh (9,000) figures among the top 10 worst-affected nations grappling with rotavirus infection, says a study that appeared in medical journal, "The Lancet Infectious Diseases". It shows 453,000 deaths occurred due to the infection even though a vaccine was available.

About 4.2 lakh (93%) of the total deaths were clustered in the poor countries of Asia and Africa. Less than 0.5% of the deaths occurred in high-income nations, many of whom have adopted universal rotavirus vaccination (URVV) programs and also had low virus-related mortality.

Five countries - Democratic Republic of Congo, Ethiopia, India, Nigeria, and Pakistan - accounted for more than half of all rotavirus-infection induced deaths.

India is among the countries, which is yet to introduce a vaccine against rotavirus in its national immunization program, but it is being used in private healthcare sector.

The study, conducted by Dr Jacqueline Tate and Dr Umesh D Parashar of Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Atlanta, says, “One out of every 260 children born each year will die from diarrhea caused by rotavirus infection by their fifth birthday. Worldwide in 2008, diarrhea attributable to rotavirus infection resulted in deaths in 4.5 lakh children younger than five years - 37% of deaths attributable to diarrhoea and 5% of all deaths in children younger than five years.”

India is in the final stages of developing the first indigenous oral vaccine against rotavirus. The final phase-III "confirmatory" multi-centre clinical trial on 6,800 children, who are six weeks old, started this year at Society for Applied Studies in the national capital. Pune's KEM hospital and Christian Medical College in Vellore are the other two centers.

The phase-II trials showed 90% protection, or "immunogenecity rate". This live attenuated oral vaccine based on the rotavirus strain 116E, which was discovered by the present secretary of the department of biotechnology (DBT) Dr MK Bhan in the 1980s, is being developed by Bharat Biotech International Limited, Hyderabad.

Dr Nita Bhandari, chief coordinator of the trial from the Society for Applied Studies, said, "The vaccine is similar to oral polio drop. It will be given under the same regimen. There are two vaccines against the rotavirus in the market, but both are developed by Western firms. This will be the first vaccine developed by Indian researchers, and manufactured by an Indian company."

The World Health Organization and the Global Initiative for Vaccines and Immunization have recommended the accelerated development and introduction of rotavirus vaccine as a priority. Each year, an estimated 1.8 million children die from diarrhea, where the most common cause is rotavirus.

Source: Times of India